What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:17
Then came..
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
share office space ...
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the best sunscreen available for summers? My skin is oily.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Reds Sign Wade Miley, Place Hunter Greene On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Heart Disease: What You Eat Matters More Than Cutting Carbs, Fat - Healthline
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast ‘borrowing’ money from mom for his wedding - New York Post
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Loons and Moons
How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Have you ever met somebody so stupid that they made you question how they survived this long?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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